Músicas de “Me And My Dick”

Na segunda peça interpretada pela Team StarKid, dessa vez sem Darren Criss como ator, sem alguns de nossos intérpretes tão queridos em A Very Potter Musical e com algumas participações novas, a equipe prova que nem só de Harry Potter vive uma equipe de teatro… provaram-se capazes de escrever uma peça com uma temática totalmente nova, e novas canções, também muito boas, que não desgrudam da cabeça também.

Muitos só conhecem a Team StarKid por AVPM e AVPS, e nunca assistiram MAMD. Se você for um desses, só tenho um conselho a te dar: corrija esse erro terrível e assista a essa peça. Se divirta, cante. A peça também foi interpretada em 2009 e postada no YouTube pouco tempo depois.

As composições ficam a cargo de Darren Criss (no caso de Ready to Go e Even Tough) e de A.J. Holmes e Carlos Valdes nas demais músicas, com exceções do Finale, que conta com a colaboração dos três. O livro fica a cargo de Eric Kahn Gale, Brian Holden, Matt Lang e Nick Lang.

No link abaixo você encontra os intérpretes (e personagens) de cada canção de MAMD, além da duração média, e um trecho da letra. Divirtam-se!

Me And My Dick

Joey Richter e Joe Walker (Dick), 3min33s

I like being with you

You like being with me

We’re just the best of friends

As anyone can see

People say it’s quite unlikely

The two of us should stick

But I just tell ‘em hey,

It’s me and my Dick

Ready to Go

Me And My Dick Cast, 7min46s

We're finally ready

And the time is right for us to light a spark.

We're keepin' it steady, with our

Eyes on the prize, to get us through the dark.

I know there's so much more to what I think I see

I feel a change, and the strange thing is-- it's part of me!

My hormones are freakin’ out

And I think I'm gonna blow!

We're locked and loaded

Oh, so devoted

Low and demoted,

Totes, just toted!

Were finally ready,

So ready to go!

I’ve Seen You Around Here Before

Devin Lytle (Miss Cooter) e Joe Walker (Dick), 2min52s

Yes, I’ve seen you around here before

All the time just knowing

Not knowing how I knew

I’ve had a funny feeling about you

Thinking it was hopeless

I told love Adieu

But then we touched

And you came into view

All the time just knowing

Not knowing how I knew

I’ve had a funny feeling about you

Always wanting something

That something was you

There Ain’t Nothing Like a Dick

Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia (Old Snatch) e Devin Lytle (Miss Cooter), 2min10s

But they sure as hell

Haven’t found a dick for me!

There ain’t nothing like a dick

And the dick I've found's the best

There ain’t nothing like a dick

They leaving you itching with the rest

You can play with a dildo ‘til it makes you sick

But at the end of the day

There ain’t nothing like a dick

Listen to Your Heart

A.J. Holmes (The Heart) e Joey Richter, 3min33s

Come on kid bring it home!

And soon she’ll love us like we love her!

Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

The time is right to make your move

It’s time to give her the ring

So Joey, what you gonna do?

I’m gonna listen to my heart

Oh buddy it’s my big debut

I’m gonna listen to my heart!

I’m/you’re gonna listen

Listen to my/your heart!

Land of the Dicks

Corey Dorris (Big T) e Arielle Goldman (Weenie), 4min19s

Well today’s your lucky day

There’s a warm secluded place

Where a dick can feel at home

With miles of open space

Where dicks are free to roam

Got no time for your selfish owner

He sure missed out on a quality boner

Don’t worry you’ll get your kicks

‘Cause you’ve stumbled in

To the land of the Dicks

You can let your hair grow out

There’ s nobody to make you trim

You can flop, or go kaplop

When you're everybody’s favorite whim

You don’t need to get total action

When you’ve got total satisfaction

You can come anytime and get your kicks

At a hot little joint

Called the land of the Dicks

Even Tough

Joey Richter e Jaime Lyn Beatty (Sally), 3min24s

What I’m trying to say is

I’d feel much better if you would stay here

Even though I was blind before

I’ve realized that there is so much more

And it was always deep down in the core of me

I know it now

And even though it seems too much to take

There’s a feeling I can’t seem to shake

I feel like I’m reading the signs

‘Cause I know that I’m

Coming around

[…]

Even though I felt it from the start

It’s only now were beating with one heart

I’m sure that now it’s time

‘Cause I know that I’m

I’m coming around

Gotta Find His Dick

Me And My Dick Cast, 1min43s

Now where’s that choir?

In the dark and chill of night

He goes searching for hours on end

Hoping someone will end his trudge

Looking for his long lost friend

Gotta find his dick gotta find his dick got to

The Council of the Pussies / The Flight of the Pussies

Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia (Old Snatch) e Lily Marks (Head of the Council), 2min18s / 1min40s

I belong to an organization

That meets in the dead of the night

It’s a sacred congregation

That determines what’s wrong and what’s right

Every night at the stroke of three

The pussies gather

Our freedom here is fleeting

We pussies have a meeting tonight!

[…]

The feeling fills us now

We’re ready for the fight

Floating for the one

The dick that fits just right

And soon you will find elevation

Prepare yourself for flight

Come child without hesitation

Open your lips and take flight

Big T’s Temptation

Corey Dorris (Big T), 2min59s

Take a look at what you see

I mean you’re not exactly Richard Gere

Your stomach’s all floppy

And your clothes are sloppy

And your acne won’t disappear

But join with me and you’ll be just fine

All the pretty ladies won’t know what to do

When I’m yours and you are mine

Come on and take your pick

It’s you and your dick

Finale

Me And My Dick Cast, 3min37s

People say it’s quite unlikely

The two of us will stick’s

But I just tell ‘em hey

It’s me and my heart

It’s me and Miss Cooter

It’s me and my Dick